tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40640279297007187802024-03-12T18:50:48.378-06:00Mitch the NerdA geeky compilation of my nerdy-and-not endeavors.
Hmm... Yeah. Sure. Sounds good.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-32929595433759049812014-05-02T23:29:00.001-06:002014-05-02T23:30:02.875-06:00Doctor Batman
In a post of long ago, I used Venn diagrams to come to the unavoidable conclusion that the BBC's Doctor of Doctor Who is Batman. However, that opinion was derived from four simple facts, which in this modern world, simply isn't enough to convince people of anything. So for your persuasion and viewing pleasure, here's a list of their striking similarities.
Wicked sweet technology
Assistant has Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-62233636174825320482013-12-13T16:17:00.003-07:002013-12-13T16:21:50.119-07:00Facebook
Upon accidentally viewing my own personal wall on Facebook, I noticed that there was an option to view my top posts from this past year. An opportunity to post pre-written things that have already proven to be likeable? I couldn't pass that up.
Top 10 Posts Off Of My Wall from 2013
10. Mar 13
If I ever get stranded on a deserted island, I think to get rescued I would just have to do Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-38615021184404522542013-12-10T19:51:00.000-07:002013-12-10T19:56:30.281-07:00The Bird
I sat in a plastic chair on the far edge of the oval[ish] table, practically putting myself in the corner of the giant commons area. People eventually began to fill up my table, dragging with them unused chairs from nearby places.
Over the next five minutes, the entire area was packed to the rafters with hormone-ridden high schoolers, trying to find the place that they belonged to, like some Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-32946747156511008482013-11-27T15:33:00.000-07:002013-12-02T16:48:02.707-07:00Moving
Many of the people that I've spoken to seem to have only moved once or twice in their lifetime. After reflecting for the whole of two seconds about it, I decided to compile a list of...
The 10 Hardest Parts About Moving
10. Not knowing where the good neighborhood starts and ends
That might sound racist or trivial, but it's a good thing to keep in mind. I'm pretty keen on walking, and while myAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-43016343314695094902013-11-24T18:25:00.000-07:002013-11-24T22:22:04.523-07:00Four by Four
The other day I was brainstorming for ideas, and one in particular stuck out to me.
I give it to you now.
The day was my sixteenth birthday. As a gift, my parents had me excused from school and my dad took me out to several places, as per my request.
First stop was the DMV. I had already scored an 88% on the driving test about two months prior, and I was just now barely getting Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-42131313207681176962013-11-21T21:18:00.001-07:002013-11-21T21:18:23.178-07:00Evil Musical Chairs
No matter which school I attend, it seems that there is some issue that bothers me above all else.
In Nampa, it was the fact that our school was the designated "ghetto" school of the area. I really didn't have too much of a problem with it, but I definitely felt the discrimination whilst attending transfer classes in other school buildings.
At West High in Salt Lake, the whole school was an Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-39692026248546950752013-11-18T21:56:00.001-07:002013-11-18T21:56:52.970-07:00Sneezing
As I've gone through life, moving from state to state, meeting more and more individuals, I've come across some interesting personalities, characteristics, hobbies, and habits.
One person that I met in the state of Arizona was actually born with the name Anthony Stark, but naturally, goes by Tony. This fact immediately earned my respect, despite the fact that he bore no resemblance whatsoever Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-19141312323690807212013-11-15T16:20:00.001-07:002013-11-29T09:09:22.829-07:00Life Hacks Around My House
As I've gone through life, I've realized that there are certain habits, facts, and tricks that I've picked up on that I use around the home. I give them to you now, should you ever decide to become a homeless ninja living in my cupboards.
1. The Popping
My mom has bad knees, and this fact is pretty self evident whenever she goes up or down the stairs. Her movements can easily be detected Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-38262940103172971042013-11-14T17:00:00.002-07:002013-12-02T06:38:44.472-07:00Why I Don't Ski
After spending just about four months in Salt Lake City, my family has once again relocated. Since we're still in Utah, I'm still being asked Utah-esque questions. Although it's unlikely that the people in my area will find my blog, I figured I might as well answer the two most prominent questions in public.
1. Who's your team? Utes or BYU?
Neither.
I don't follow sports. Football,Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-72825034078806721072013-10-30T08:00:00.000-06:002013-10-30T08:00:00.634-06:00Trick or Meat
It's the week of Halloween
And everyone's scared
Except for my brother,
We're all unprepared
For on this coming Thursday
Many knocks will be heard
From small, dressed-up children
Repeating their words
We'll hear "trick or treat"
Every three seconds or so
We'll give them some cavities
So that they'll just GO
Every year I put up with it
Redeeming money for junk
Forced to give Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-33550766177357058702013-10-28T10:00:00.000-06:002013-10-28T10:00:08.488-06:00How to Nerd5 Steps to Being Attractive in AP Classes
1. Be in an AP Class
This step is probably the most obvious. But, I've seem chainsaws with warning labels that read "Do not attempt to stop blade with hands." That label only exists because somebody actually attempted it. So, I give you a thousand apologies, but unless you're in an AP/CP/IB/Honors/Advanced/Nerdy class, this might not help too much. Or Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-43157532581405111712013-10-26T21:14:00.003-06:002013-10-27T08:07:27.647-06:00Speech9 Things To [Never] Say In A Public Speech
1.
"I'd like to thank all of the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the streets!"
2.
"I'm really grateful for all of you cartographers; I don't know where I'd be without you."
3.
"In all reality, you should be thanking ME. Now your Erdős number is only 3."
4.
"Michael Jackson was definitely a big role model for me. He taught me that BIG changes Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-66471198790349062102013-10-07T11:00:00.000-06:002013-10-07T11:00:00.781-06:00This Post is MeaninglessAlright. Writing to write and hopefully by simply making words come out of my fingers, some sort of post will manifest itself. Allegedly, random writing can increase flow of ideas, since nothing is really stopped up in the brainstorming process. For example, I would never actually use the word brainstorm, but I just did. Weird how that works out, huh?
Onward! Today is my birthday. Not that it Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-55803219561901331792013-10-02T18:15:00.000-06:002013-10-02T18:15:00.157-06:00BookmarksIt really is too late to apologize. So, I won't.
I'll skip the boring life updates, school is crap, moving again soon, blah blah blah.
Websites I Have Bookmarked
1. Facebook
I'm on here much more often than I should be. In fact, I have a tab open for it as I write this.
2. Google Voice
Being an unemployed 15-year-old, I do not have a phone, even though many of my peers do. Even without a Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-43446758011574460322013-09-20T10:00:00.000-06:002013-09-20T10:00:01.063-06:00Anti-OCDI am not anti-OCD.
My school is.
My family is living in the Salt Lake City area, and since I'm still young, I attend the local high school. I already don't like this school, since for one, the student body is twice the size of my last school. I loved that prior place, and will always be a bulldog (mascot). This school takes the enemy of the dog and tries to make it seem threatening by calling Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-32825847631604003832013-09-10T10:00:00.000-06:002013-09-10T10:00:00.956-06:00Beekeeping
Here it is finally! Probably not worth the wait, but I kinda dig it.
Bonus points if you can identify the game on the computer screen.
PreviousAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-30975158052111288742013-09-09T10:00:00.000-06:002013-09-09T10:00:01.699-06:00DishesStarting about four years ago, I developed this intense fear of kitchens. This fear is known formally as mageirocophobia, which is technically the fear of cooking, but I have adapted it to encompass everything kitchen-related. Cooking, pulling things out of the oven, dishes, washing the table, sweeping, walking through that profane room... all of these various activities induce this nervous Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-80791110047909785682013-09-07T10:00:00.000-06:002013-09-07T10:00:00.381-06:00Ridiculous and Smart5 Things That Will Make You Sound Ridiculous (Yet Smart) in Conversation
1. Klein Bottle
In a previous list, I brought up the Mobius Strip, the one sided piece of paper. Derivative of this concept is the Klein Bottle, which has no inside or outside. Though it can only accurately be made in the 4th dimension (seriously), the current representation in our meager 3 dimensions is still pretty Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-43980750022369670352013-09-05T10:00:00.000-06:002013-09-07T06:23:22.735-06:00Simple MindedI am not a complicated person.
If our brains had to be compared to roads, with size and design of road corresponding to brain quality, then my mind would probably be best described as a deer path. Narrow, winding, random things growing on the sides, and hard to get through unless you made it yourself. (Not to mention the random piles of meaningless crap everywhere.)
My thought processes follow Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-29253391798161144832013-08-31T10:00:00.000-06:002013-09-10T15:44:54.559-06:00Dude
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3(ish) Websites You Should Reeeally Go Use
1. StumbleUpon
My family often wonders how I find so much cool stuff on the internet, and this is my secret. I accidentally found this website/tool, and I would Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-12400222483272210412013-08-26T10:00:00.000-06:002013-08-28T21:46:29.391-06:00Life UpdateYuck. I hate to do this. The very phrase "life update" presents images of sobbing women while watching Jane Austen movies, or the feeling you get when watching Sarah McLaughlin commercials. Guilt and sadness.
Of course, you might not see it this way. Maybe it's just a personal delusion, and I'm being completely unrealistic. I mean, this entire blog was created in a futile and sad attempt to makeAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-58040931799853443852013-08-24T10:00:00.000-06:002013-12-13T18:40:32.806-07:00Limerick
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-27324861922005472972013-08-23T10:00:00.000-06:002013-08-23T19:23:32.381-06:00The Pranks/Jerk-Moves of Walmart5 Ways to Get Thrown Out of Wal-Mart
1. Fake Robbery
Walmart always has a surplus of those plastic grocery sacks. They wouldn't miss just a couple, would they?
Simply grab one or two of the bags. If you have some kind of item on you, such as a wrist watch or chinchilla, put it in the bag. This feat has an extra effect if you're wearing all black and another person with you.
Wave the bag in Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4064027929700718780.post-68340447461136204812013-08-19T10:00:00.000-06:002013-08-21T21:43:27.064-06:00Nature Hates MeI had many friends, acquaintances, comrades, amigos, Chinese food vendors, and linguistic experts in Idaho. Being four hundred miles away, naturally, makes it difficult to spend time with any of these individuals.
As I try to adjust to being in Utah once more, I've had to find some form of entertainment that compensates for the distance of those people. I haven't found anything that really Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07422878324299976116noreply@blogger.com0